Thursday, March 22, 2012

Just your everyday Werewolf questions...


I have been a werewolf for two years and there are still some things that I am still unsure about...Maybe some of you can help....

For example, I shower constantly because I think I smell like a wolf all the time!!! (Maybe Natasia can answer that question....Wait...Can Ghosts even smell?)....Anyways.... Ever since Taylor Lautner decided to take his shirt off in a movie and make it famous I have wondered if I really do have a wolfy type scent, like 'wet dog'?

If I were to meet a vampire is he or she supposedly my "enemy"?...I don't know I don't walk around the street looking for someone who is sucking on some one's neck....*Tap vamp on shoulder*...Me: "Excuse me ma'am...I have a question... I am a new werewolf and I was wondering if we are enemies...Do you know?"...Vamp Chick *Wipes blood off mouth with back of hand and lets her victim fall to the ground*: "To tell you the truth I don't really know; I normally don't encounter many Torca Alta (werewolves). But, hey if you find out will you let me know....that way I know whether to kill you next time I see you or not?"....Me: "Yeah. Sure. No problem. How do I contact you?"....Vamp: "Give me your hand. *writes down cell number* Now if you don't mind I need to get back to my dinner."...Me: "Sure, just make sure you brush your teeth: they are stained with blood."....Vamp: "Thanks". NOOO!! Monsters don't just roam the street showing off how different we are.

While we are on the topics of vampires....If I am around them do I become "immortal" or am I immortal anyways?....Or will I age?....I could really use some insight on this....

I know that Silver doesn't kill me....So what can??? { I would prefer to stay away from those objects }.......

**IF ANYONE CAN ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT!! Or if you have any that you wonder about yourself I would love to hear them...Maybe I haven't even considered them before... Thanks ;D

2 comments:

  1. Ghosts can't smell, I'll help you out with that one.

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